So this week's chat is about life's little oddities, things that make you go "hmmmmm?"
I have a couple...
Why can't people drive? I know I don't need to elaborate on this one and I know there is no answer. Moving on...
Why do said people pull over into the median rather than to the right side of the road? I swear this only happens in South Carolina. I've never seen so many cops with people pulled over in the middle of the road, even on the interstate. In fact, when I was a teenager I distinctly remember a state trooper making fun of my at-the-time boyfriend for pulling over into the middle of the road (he had just gotten his license). Really people? How do you expect to merge back into the fast lane?
Why do I have heartburn? I haven't eaten anything unusual and it's been present for 2 days now.
Why do people drive all the way to a gym, work out for 10 minutes, and then leave? We finally went to the gym tonight (bought a membership last week) and someone did that. Why bother? What do you expect to gain from 10 minutes? Not like my 20 minutes on the treadmill and 20 minutes on the stationary bike make me an expert on fitness, but come on!
How does Tylenol or Advil find the exact spot that it hurts? (Hehe, I know the answer to this one, now I'm just being goofy!)
Why do zebras and tigers have stripes? Seriously. Multicolored cats and dogs rarely have the same patterns as one another, even in the same breed, but zebras and tigers always have stripes. Why don't they ever come out with spots or patches or something like that? Why are they always stripes?
Where is my cell phone and why has the battery been dying so quickly? Even though I haven't been using it a lot?